Dear Granola

Dear Granola,

I like it when I try to eat you and you go into my mouth and I chew you up and swallow you and you transfer your nutrients to my bloodstream and I have the energy to do things like write features or ride my bicycle to Bath.

I like it less when I try to eat you and I accidentally tilt my spoon or don't open my mouth all the way and you splatter all over my beautiful laptop and make a smeary, crunchy granola mess. That's not so cool.